TED 2

Plot:

With John (Wahlberg) coming off a divorce, his alive and hard partying teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) marries his true love Tami-Lynn (Barth). Wanting to make their life complete the married couple wants a child but due to various complications they can't have their own so they turn to adopting but that also hits a brick wall and also throws a red flag up regarding whether Ted is a person or deemed property. If considered property he would lose out on his citizenship, so he and John engage in a legal battle with the aid of a young upcoming attorney named Samantha (Seyfried) to fight for his rights as an equal rights civilian because if he should lose his case, the demented kidnapper from his past Donny (Ribisi) is looking to again nab the bear for pending life altering experiments with a major toy manufacturer.


Reel Talk:

It was 3 years ago that we were introduce to the fouled mouthed, drug using, hard partying Ted along with his "thunder buddy for life" John Bennett. Well the two are back with more of their hard partying, drug using and sex laden humor so buckle up for the ride. If you enjoyed the first one, you will not be disappointed with this one as they pretty much pick right up where they left off with the high octane raunchiness that had us rolling over with laughter before. Seth McFarlane has definitely found his niche with Ted and can pretty much milk this until he gets tired of it, because as raw and uncensored as Ted can be you just still have to adore this little teddy bear. A for sure must see for die hard Ted fans and anyone in need of some solid laughs from some adult humor. Reminder warning = Just because this is a teddy bear, this is not a kid friendly movie.

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth, Giovanni Ribisi and Morgan Freeman
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
Rated: R 

I give it 4 corn dogs.

By: The Reel Hustler