Plot:
In this 4th and final installment to the Twilight saga, with it supposedly being so intense that it is broken into two parts, this being part 1, starts out with the wedding of Bella (Stewart) and Edward (Pattinson). The two set to begin their new life as man and wife, preparing to consummate the union with a vampire/ human sex session on their honeymoon, despite Jacob’s (Lautner) urges for them not to because of the serious consequences that it may pose to Bella. Upon the unnatural bonding, somehow Bella becomes pregnant with the seed within her rapidly growing and damaging her human body. Soon the balance of order between the vampires and werewolves is compromised because of the threat the child will pose in the future creating a stage for what may be the final battle between the two groups. With the clock ticking and tensions flaring Edward and Jacob race to do whatever must be done to save Bella.
Reel Talk:
I got to start out by saying that the Twilight series although entertaining is very depressing. With the exception of the wedding which didn’t offer much, there really isn’t any joy in this movie. With Edward’s dull lifeless look, Jacob’s continuous rage and Bella’s dumbfounded and clueless expressions through out the entire movie, I walked out after the screening feeling blah. And then we are led like dummies to believe that a dead man can sex up a woman and have a baby (again in my Ed Lover voice …C’mon Son). But believe me this will not deter true die hard Twilighters .The following for the series is phenomenal, so yes it will do well at the box office. So if you don’t mind waiting in line be sure to go check out this saddening movie.
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli
Directed by: Bill Condon
Rated: PG-13
I give it 3 corn dogs
By: Corn Dog – The Reel Hustler
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