Plot:
While leading a group of soldiers on a crusade to destroy the Witch Queen (Engelbrecht), Kaulder (Diesel) in the midst of killing the witch is curse with the gift of immortality some centuries ago. Now in the new modern era Kaulder is still witch hunting, keeping evil at a minumum until he is alerted about some mysterious deaths that lead back to the possibilty that the Witch Queen may have been ressurected and brought back to cause havoc and to take over the world. Now he must use all his resources and team with a young witch Chloe (Leslie) to hunt and find the witch to stop and kill her, preventing her evil world takeover.
Reel Talk:
Can you say "wickity, wickity wack"!!! Yes this movie was wack. I mean Vin Diesel is not an Academy Award actor and you don't go to his movies for his acting skills but rather his action packed physical presence on the screen, but he must have owed someone a favor or something to stoop to this corny movie. And then you got Elijah Wood and Oscar winner Michael Caine who contributed to this crap as well. It was a dull, stupid story and lackluster action. Diesel's cheesy kid's film The Pacifier was better than this. Save your time and your money on this one, you can wait for it to come on the FX of SYFY cable channels.
Starring: Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Michael Caine and Julie Engelbrecht
Directed by: Breck Eisner
Rated: PG-13
I give it 1 corn dog.
By: THE REEL HUSTLER
No comments:
Post a Comment